Saturday, February 1, 2014

Decontextualizing the Quran

  Hey, Christians! Aren't you just SO TIRED of Muslims who quote the Bible out of context? If Muslims don't care about reading Bible verses in their proper context, why should Christians take pains to faithfully interpret the Muslims' Quran, right?  

  Let's see what the Quran teaches when we apply the same methods on their Quran that Muslims use to quote the Bible 


  I'm going to be nice and only do this to a part of one chapter of the Quran. Here's hoping they will see by this example what it is they do to the Bible day after day in debate groups 


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  Did you know that...


  Allah is the source of blindness?


  Quran 2:7 says,

  Allah has set a seal upon their hearts and upon their hearing, and over their vision is a veil!

  Did you know that... 


  Allah makes heart disease worse?


  2:10 says,

  In their hearts is a disease, and Allah increaseth their disease!

  Did you know that... 


  Allah is a mocker of the blind?


  2:15 says,

  [But] Allah mocks them and prolongs them in their transgression [while] they wander blindly!

  Did you know that... 


  Allah takes away light so people can't see where they're going?


  2:17 says,

  Their example is that of one who kindled a fire, but when it illuminated what was around him, Allah took away their light and left them in darkness [so] they could not see!

  Did you know that... 


  People are only supposed to eat fruits and nothing else?


  2:22 says,

  [He] who made for you the earth a bed [spread out] and the sky a ceiling and sent down from the sky, rain and brought forth thereby fruits as provision for you!

  Did you know that... 


  People and Stones are the fuel of Hell?


  2:24 says,

  ... fear the Fire, whose fuel is men and stones!

  Did you know that... 


  People in Paradise will eat the same fruits day after day after day for eternity?


  2:25 says,

  And give good tidings to those who believe and do righteous deeds that they will have gardens [in Paradise] beneath which rivers flow. Whenever they are provided with a provision of fruit therefrom, they will say, "This is what we were provided with before." And it is given to them in likeness!

  Did you know that... 


  Allah misleads as many people as he guides?


  2:26 says,

  [Allah] misleads many thereby and guides many thereby!

  So what this means is this:


  If there are 1.6 billion Muslims in the world, Allah is misleading 800 million of them! 


  Putting it another way, 


  if you're a Muslim and you're reading this...


  turn and look at the Muslim beside you. 


  You will slowly begin to realize that... 





  Allah is misleading one of you! 


  But which one of you is it? 


  :)



  But wait! There's more! 


  Did you know that... 


  the Quran teaches that all Muslims are really ZOMBIES?


  It's true! 


  Just read Sura 2:28...


  "How can you disbelieve in Allah when you were lifeless and He brought you to life; then He will cause you to die, then He will bring you [back] to life, and then to Him you will be returned."


  And finally...


  did you know that... 


  we find the very first GAME SHOW... 


  where else but...


  in the Quran?


  Sura 2:31 says,


  "And He taught Adam the names - all of them. Then He showed them to the angels and said, "Inform Me of the names of these, if you are truthful!"


  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXGhvoekY44


  And so, Muslims, the point of this exercise is to give you a taste of what a Christian feels when you massacre our Scriptures with your out-of-context twisting and mangling of our Sacred texts   


  Just as it would be wrong for Christians to pluck ayat out of context from your Quran, so is it wrong for Muslims to cherry pick verses from the Bible and misinterpret it any way they like. 


  SO STOP IT ALREADY! 


  If you don't, I'm going to sic my dog Goliath on you!

Grrrrrrrr!


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